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Joke of the Day
"Its best to put your phone on some rice when its wet Asian people will come at night and fix it"
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"How Many People Do the Police Have to Kill to Start a Riot? 3/5ths"
"It costs today's parents $235,000 to raise a child. And that's just for the alcohol."
"[offensive] what's pink and covered in cobwebs Madeline McCanns bike"
"Did you hear about the camper who refused to wake up? He was intent on sleeping in."
"Which is the most common font i Mexico? El Vetica."
"Moses was the first person to use Control-C as a shortcut"
"I said to my neighbour Jamal... I said to my neighbour Jamal, ""You're like marmite, you know Jamal."" He replied, ""What? You love me or hate me?"" I replied, ""No, you're black and you fucking smell."""
"What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles? Water..."
"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back"