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Joke of the Day
"Stupid nanny state won't let me enroll my kids in bartending school."
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"Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move."
"A chickpea goes to a liberal arts college... What's its major? Falafelphy"
"Have you heard of the object without mass? It doesn't matter"
"A Vietnamese couple found out they were expecting twins. It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation."
"Buttsex is a lot like spinach If you're forced to have it as a child. You'll never enjoy it as an adult. Thank you Daniel Tosh."
"Dude yapping nonstop at the gym just said he works out in the afternoons to avoid people who talk. Is it okay to fling a dumbbell at him?"
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? (NSFW) It depends on how hard you throw them."
"So I was going down on my girlfriend... ...When I tasted horse semen. I then screamed ""So grandma! That's how you died!"""
"After I beat my dad in Go Fish, I like to shit in my underwear to celebrate. -My son, apparently"