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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between America any yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture."

"People keeping New Years resolutions"

"I just tried to follow Tim Howard on twitter... I got blocked."

"humans: wat did we ever do to deserve dogs dogs: wat horible sins were done to our ancestors for us to be subservient to the humabns"

"Wife and I are having an argument: At what point do we tell the highway it's adopted?"

"Why weren't the baked beans heating up? They were just chilling"

"How does a jew get his beer? He brews"

"what has videos about it, is black and has white all over it a black fucked girl"

"Who has the biggest ass in the Kardashian family? Kim. She has Kanye."

"Bad Gun! Bad Gun!....Shame on you for making criminals do those bad things!.......And then those Forks that are making me Fat!!!"