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Joke of the Day

"What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election? They though it was Riel funny!"

"When attempting to make a good first impression imagine how important good grammar is. Wrong. Importanter."

"Damn girl, can I get all up in that? I'm sorry, where are my manners. MAY I get all up in that?"

"What's the difference between a blind hunter and a constipated owl? One shoots but can't hit while the other hoots but can't shit"

"Why don't anteaters ever get sick? Because they are full of antibodies!"

"My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks."

"""look, you know i LOVE calling birds. love. but FOUR? jesus, phil, i don't have room for this shit and you knew that!"""

"Never trust an Atom They make up everything."

"Solution to overpopulation Professor : ""Over population is a big problem in our country. A woman in India gives birth every minute!"" Student : ""Somebody should stop her!!"""

"Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time? It's too common"