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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate BAAA"

"Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces."

"Christmas vacation is like my dick... ...not long enough."

"*gets bitten by a radioactive bear *before developing super powers, gets eaten by radioactive bear"

"The Muffin Joke Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said ""Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?"" The other turned and shouted ""Oh my god a talking muffin!"""

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you've got 5 more rounds in the chamber. You'll get that moon eventually. He'll pay for what he did."

"What did the redditor do with the embarrassing naked picture he found of himself? Throwaway, for obvious reasons."

"I'm not saying she's fat... ....But if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know, She'd be three of them."

"And the Oscar goes to... ...Jail!"

"Why did the stoner put laxatives in the pot brownies? For shits and giggles."