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Joke of the Day
"How much does it cost to clean up Germany? About 6 million."
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"The difference between 4Chan and Reddit. http://www.wwwdotcom.com/"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To show these fu**in pedestrians how its done!"
"I had sex with a girl in an apple orchard, I came in cider."
"Today, coworker deemed herself ""unscareable"". Now I have no choice but to hide in the backseat of her car with an axe & correct her grammar."
"What do aliens use to buy their coffee? starbucks"
"Schools are reporting a massive jump in average ACT scores. On a completely unrelated note, the amount of black students taking the ACT is at a all time low."
"A man walks into a bar It was a metal one. He hit his head and got a concussion"
"I'm a vegetarian. Subway gave me a Chicken Club. Oops, wrong sub."
"I am in the S&M period in my relationship She sleeps, I masturbate."