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Joke of the Day

"Just found a pill in the bottom of my purse. Have no clue what it is, but I'm real excited to take it and see what happens."

"What's the difference between a hockey player and a feminist hippie chick? A hockey player will take a shower after three periods."

"If asked at a job interview ""what's your biggest weakness"", test their tolerance for honesty by replying ""mortality"""

"Joke: The swearing parrot geaNostra"

"Feminism! Q: How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper? A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!"

"Telepathy ""Huh?"" Telepathy ""Ok...let's move on. What"" Telepathy ""Please stop interrupting! What are your strengths?"" *rolls eyes* Telepathy"

"Why'd the pervert get banned from the board game shop? No fucking clue"

"I'm sorry I jumped on you, from a distance you looked like a conclusion."

"My healthcare policy basically only covers taking off my shoe to twist my sock around a little bit so the seam isn't right under my toe"

"What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton? They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!"