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Joke of the Day

"Some music just moves you. For example this Taylor Swift song playing on the radio makes me wanna drive off a cliff"

"What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common? They are both always trying to get a Pikachu."

"What's a SJW's favorite maths topic? Triggernometry"

"The biggest thing I've learned at art school is the art of disappointing my father."

"How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke? with a low ""ha"""

"What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner? Carbon dating."

"Has anyone seen the new Ebola video ? I heard it went viral."

"My asian friend told me a hilarious joke today... Unfortunately, I had reddit be-4chan."

"5-year-old: *spreads arms wide* I love you this much. Me: Aw. 5: *spreads arms even wider* But I'd love you this much if we had a pool."

"<job interview> It says here on your resume that you are a ""self-proclaimed man of few words."" Would you like to elaborate on that? Me: no"