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Joke of the Day

"My little brother just told me I looked stoned as hell. Which is a little weird, considering I don't have a little brother..."

"Why was the corn farmer paranoid? Because the field has ears."

"Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a building after drinking Alka-seltzer? He had a bad alkaline trip."

"new joke I know this deaf musician, he plays a keyboard with one hand... and sings with the other"

"I just farted in an elevator. Which was wrong on so many levels."

"My Favourite Sweets by Annie Seedball"

"How can you tell if a shark has dandruff? He left his head and shoulders on the beach."

"Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship? All they will do is fight tooth and nail!"

"A blind man walked into a bar... And a table, and a chair"

"coworker asked me if I needed a hug and now he doesn't work here because people that are on fire can't work."