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Joke of the Day
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor? 8)"
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"A friend and I got into a fight on a ski lift. It was an uphill battle."
"Every video my wife has taken with her phone has me in it saying, ""Are you taking a video?"""
"What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !"
"Did you hear about the guy who haggled with a prostitute for sex in exchange for his pet deer? He was trying to get the most bang for his buck."
"What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord? Two flutists playing in unison."
"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies"
"Being great in bed is like being attractive or smart. The more you talk about it, the less I believe it."
"How does a white girl prepare for the world? Basic training."
"Just finished building doors for my fish. I'm highly skilled in the field of carp-entry."