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Joke of the Day

"Sex on the beach means sand everywhere. You just do not want extreme exfoliation in some areas."

"What do you call a group of squids? a *squad*"

"A young boy died after having sex with his teacher... His friends high fived him to death. Zak galifinakorishdjignko"

"Build a man a fire, he remains warm for the day But set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life"

"Why was the calendar nervous? It's days were numbered!"

"Need a punchline. And.... Go! http://i.imgur.com/t57uK.jpg"

"You hear about the new radio talk/comedy show in the Middle East ... ? Isis in the Morning ? You should catch it sometime - it's a real blast !"

"How does a Mexican cut their pizza? Little Caesars"

"My friend took his grandmother to one of those health spas where tiny fish eat all the dead skin... It cost him $300, but it was a lot cheaper than a funeral..."

"I saw a guy struggling with the frozen vending machine trying to get some ice cream. Really paralleled my attempts to reach my ex-girlfriend's heart."