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Joke of the Day

"Sex on the beach means sand everywhere. You just do not want extreme exfoliation in some areas."

"*Looks out the window to see it raining fire and brimstone* ""Oh man my car windows are down!"""

"Hey, I'll sleep when I'm dead. Also tonight."

"What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism? a fungimentalist"

"What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? Rolaids."

"I learned something new about Hordor (GOT SPOILERS) He's Canadian."

"I love it when a girl takes control. Birth control specifically."

"Chuck Norris, the actor, film producer and screenwriter died in his house today at 76 years of age He is now feeling much better and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance"

"So I poured my root beer into a square glass... now I just have beer [](http://i.imgur.com/FVEqK.jpg)"

"Weird how the guys who say that don't see race always know the black-on-black crime statistics."