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Joke of the Day

"It's decided. If I have 3 kids they're getting named ""Bed"" ""Bath"" and ""Beyonce."""

"What kind of noodles do they eat in the hood? Spaghetto."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"I asked my Grandfather what it's like to have Alzheimer's. He stared blankly at me as he no longer remembers any of his family members or how to construct sentences."

"Did you hear about the first deaf man to be sent into Space? He didn't either"

"The only thing that Trump and I can agree on... ...is that I would also date Ivanka if she wasn't his daughter."

"Joke my brother told when he was little..... Why did the cannibal cross the road..... To get to the body shop......"

"Homeless man: Change please Me: sorry dude I don't have any money on me Homeless man: No, change...That outfit is hideous"

"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's pretty time consuming. I'll escort myself out now."

"How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant? C Moon"