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Joke of the Day

"A wife told his husband to whisper her dirty things, the man then replied, ""The kitchen, the living room, the conservatory and the dining room."""

"What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile? IDK, i'm just a banana."

"Atheism... ... is a non-prophet organization."

"Describe yourself in three words... Lazy."

"My CW just barked. Ok, it may have been a burp, but I'd like him a lot more if he were turning into a dog, so I think he barked."

"Why did the dolphin get a fair trial? Because Habeas Porpoise."

"""HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU?! Seriously? You're 10 years old."" ""..."" ""Beer before liquor, never sicker. NEVER. SICKER."""

"Saw a link to this guy speaking Xhosa ..but I assumed it was just clickbait."

"Heard this one from my 8 year old and couldn't stop laughing Q: Who made King Arthur's table round? A: Sir Cumference"

"Q: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? A: surname"