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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red Violets are blue if DNA test proves you're my sister I'll stop sleeping with you."

"What does a nearsighted gynecologist and puppy have in common? A wet nose"

"Here is a funny joke by George Lopez ."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a registered six offender."

"OF COURSE IT'S A GENUINE BEETHOVEN! Look at those brush strokes, the stunning use of colour."

"My girlfriend's refusal to learn the difference between baking soda and washing soda leaves me foaming at the mouth"

"*loses 100 pounds in the US* yes *loses 100 pounds in England* no"

"Have you heard about the drought in Yemen? The UN is giving out a lot of Yemen aid."

"SON: [Stood by tree with apple on head] Dad, what ever happened to my three younger brothers? WILLIAM TELL: [Aiming arrow] ....Chicken pox"

"Why are vegetarians good in giving head? Because they are used to eating nuts!"