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Joke of the Day
"I've been training like Rocky lately *cracks Cadbury caramel egg, drinks caramel*"
Next Joke
"Woke up this morning after a heavy night of drinking to find out that I'd gone bald. Which is strange because normally I go for brunettes."
"I started two diet plans today Because one wasn't enough to fill my appetite."
"Stoners are gearing up to do on 4/20 what they do every other day of the year."
"Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors."
"Does everyone have a weird Facebook acquaintance that comments on all their shit, or is it just me?"
"Why were people milking cow upside down? Because the system went tits-up"
"Watched the new Star Wars movie at an outdoor theater..... Watched the new Star Wars movie at an outdoor theater after dusk. It was a Jedi night."
"How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse...."
"What spice is the most welcoming? Cumin"