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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why they can't make ice in Poland anymore? The lady that had the recipe died."

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It was okay, but had no atmosphere."

"What's the difference between an insurance company and an asshole? If you shove money into an asshole at least you can expect to get shit back"

"Sometimes you have to make a stand. Not there though. You're blocking the TV."

"So the other day I tried to bring 2 dead raccoons on an airplane... but the lady at the desk told me a second carrion costs extra."

"What do you call a bee that produces milk? A boob bee."

"ME: *smashes bottle into a ship* MAN: Oh cool, what are you naming it? ME: I'm not *smashes another bottle* I just hate ships"

"How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak? You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them."

"Husband wanted me to go hunting today. He bought me the cutest brown outfit and a cute lil hat, you know with the fake antl..wait a minute"

"What's the worst kind of incompetent? Leader."