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Joke of the Day

"Trying to be healthier, so I found a list of 10 foods I love that fight disease... Too bad all of them were only good for fighting starvation."

"My girlfriend got a sex change. I'm not crazy about it but she's happy as Larry"

"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? Because the sign says no trespassing!"

"What does a baby look like in a microwave? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate."

"What do you call a group of homosexual lions? gay pride"

"My handwriting has slowly morphed from cheerleader to serial killer to elephant with a paint brush."

"Did you know God does drugs? Psalms 83:18 says he is the most high over all the earth..."

"I tried to catch some fog this morning ... Mist."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when I pull the meat out."

"I didn't get my period this month or any month prior to that. If I'm pregnant my parents will flip. Also science, science will also flip."