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Joke of the Day

"SCIENTISTS: We've discovered a massive black hole with no obvious qualities ME: Ok wow I'm right here"

"Where's the biggest shopping center in Europe? Malldova"

"Who was Bin Laden's favorite rapper? TWOOO PLANES!!"

"My uncle knew the exact moment when he was going to die, down to the last second. Isn't that amazing? The judge told him"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid $20 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest."

"I don't understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That's why I'm here."

"two elephants and a drum kit fall of a cliff... badum-dum-tish"

"If zombies attack I'm heading south, most of those people don't have teeth."

"TRIVIA: The sinking of the Titanic in 1912 cost 1,502 lives. Adjusting for inflation, that would be over 8,500 people today!"

"I went to a disco last night... (mildly NSFW) They played The Twist, so I did the twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come on Eileen I got kicked out."