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Joke of the Day

"Can't wait for Game 8 of the World Series, Indians vs the Dakota Access Pipeline"

"Girls who draw their eyebrows on may as well do them with a disappointed expression because yeah no thanks."

"BBC's Sherlock got cancelled Shit, no Sherlock."

"Submit your best! (Puns) What are your best one or two liner PUNS?"

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye I broke up with her though, cos I'm pretty sure she was seeing someone on the side. Credit to /u/MoreMajorSins for this awesome dad joke!"

"Being an adult means assuming someone's dead every time your parents call you at work."

"Who's the best grammar Nazi? Adolf Hitler's grandmother."

"Parents, talk with your children about the importance of saving frequently so they won't have to restart at the beginning of the level."

"Intellectual Jokes as in: Yo mama so wide she didn't fit through the Thermopylae Pass or she so fat she didn't fit through the last circle in Dante's Inferno. Let's get this thread ballin'."

"All I've learned from reading Yelp reviews is that everyone's a tiny little tyrant who thinks they're the most important person in the world"