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Joke of the Day
"My wife is like Pokemon Soon as I throw out my balls she runs off."
Next Joke
"Here's my review of the sun: One star."
"Why do lesbians prefer going to Sports Authority? They don't like Dicks..."
"Pedophiles They're fucking immature assholes."
"What did the O say to the 8? Nice belt."
"MOM: You give that back to him, mister ME: Ok mom MOM: and what do we say now? ME: *climbing off unicycle* sorry I tried to steal your girl"
"What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl? The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D"
"Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either."
"My own ass has been talking shit... but it's just a bunch of hot air."
"Trump: ""Knock knock"" Hillary: ""Who's there?"" Trump: ""Interrupting Donald Trump"" Hillary: ""Interrupting Donald Tr-"" Trump: ""WRONG"""