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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bo ! Bo who ? Bo Geste !"
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"A bad joke.... Two sailors walk into a bar. And both come out. (If you know this joke, great)"
"What do you call a smart pig? Cunningham"
"Ive recently been under the weather but now im in a stable conditon My rooms filthy and there is shit everywhere"
"*brushes teeth for seventeen hours straight before dentist appointment* ""Jessica, there is an entire Oreo behind your second molar."""
"So I just found out those stick figures on the back of cars are not to keep track of how many pedestrians you've hit,i will be removing mine"
"I'm 87% sure ""snooze button"" time is sped up and ""waiting for the microwave"" time is slowed down and this is not okay."
"How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb? Nobody knows. Except me."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One but the lightbulb has to want to change."
"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks"