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Joke of the Day

"McDonalds actually does serve breakfast after 10:30 if u have a gun"

"When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat? When he's a hillbilly."

"How do you know the Japanese mass murderer was a chef? He spent his day cutting up vegetables"

"Three nuns are sitting on a park bench when a flasher comes by and opens his trench coat. The first two nuns each had a stroke. The third nun couldn't reach."

"What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission? Nun of your business"

"The only time my car goes 0-100 real fast. Is when it's sitting in broad daylight on a summer day."

"How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!"

"I wish i had the immune system of an African baby I've heard they only get sick once in their whole lives."

"When can't a pencil write out a check? When it's broke."

"""War and Peace 2: Woody Saves Buzz"" (Tolstory)"