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"McDonalds actually does serve breakfast after 10:30 if u have a gun"
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"What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him? *(Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon."
"Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !"
"Greatest Fears: -Sharks -Ebola -Bears -Bear Sharks -Bear Sharks with Ebola -Sharks with Lazers -Man carrying a clipboard on the sidewalks"
"Kidnapping is the most misleading term ever I've had these kids in my trunk for an hour and I can't get them to stop screaming let alone nap"
"PSA: If you've got an Islamic dog... Muslim"
"Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent."
"Next time you're on an elevator with a stranger say, ""If the doors open and it's all zombies, let's team up."""
"The first rule about mime club... Is you don't talk about mime club."
"America & UK are competing to see who can fuck up their country the most... UK is in the lead... but America has a Trump card."