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Joke of the Day
"My clothes were traumatically stolen from me. But I've recovered."
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"My wife and I got into an argument she said 'you should treat me like I'm the last woman on earth' I said- what, lock you down in the basement and let men cum on your face for a million dollars?"
"What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup."
"What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian? One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus."
"Finished a jigsaw puzzle in 5 minutes today.. surprising because the box said 4-6 years."
"People cry about homeless dogs... Yet it's free to adogt them and no one dogs..."
"What did the last-place olympian say after someone stole his sled? What have I got to luge?"
"What's the hardest thing about becoming a lawyer in Ireland? Passing the bar."
"Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face yes."
"Q: When is a pig not quite a pig? A: When it's oink-ognito."