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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek? Because it's the future."

"What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You meet new people every day."

"TIL that 4/20 is Hitler's birthday. The jews definitely got baked today."

"Place a STUDENT DRIVER sign on top of your car, and suddenly nobody suspects you of drunk driving."

"A scientist walks into a bar and seems depressed. The bartender asks ""What's the matter?"" The scientist replies ""Everything is matter."""

"So desperate for some action, I might just crash a frat party and roofie my own drink tonight."

"Why was the snow yellow? Elsa let it go."

"I love watching the wife sleep. Not so much the husband."

"A four letter word that every man is afraid of? (More)"

"I want a sandwich in the streets and a sandwich in the sheets."