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Joke of the Day

"If Biff's gang had smoked E-cigarettes in 'Back to the Future 2,' it would've seemed like the least realistic thing in the movie."

"What did every World Series before 2016 and gay bears have in common? No Cubs."

"Scrabble, it's all fun and games until someone loses an I."

"What is a terrorist's favorite wine? White Infidel."

"What do the letters DNA stand for ? National Dyslexic Association"

"What do four out of five guys love to do? Gang-rape."

"What is the difference between and joke and two dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Q: What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja? A: Canuck-chucks."

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus Because it wasn't born yesterday"

"The Bible is so unrealistic, Noah's wife would have never allowed two spiders on that boat."