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Joke of the Day
"What's Al Qaida's favorite football team? The New York Jets."
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"Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges? As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange."
"Who can make six figures a year and still be poor? A toy builder."
"I was sexually assaulted by tony the tiger today. I'm pushing charges for rrrrrrape."
"My wife wants me to make her scream in the bedroom. The 32 lego pieces & 6 upturned plugs, I've strategically placed, should do the trick."
"*tries to turn on TV* TV: I have a boyfriend"
"What's Irish and sits on a deck? Patty O'Furniture"
"Yelp is a fun game where you try to guess between whether a restaurant is bad or a reviewer is crazy."
"Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road? To get to the other Sayid."
"What do Bristol Palin and the Virgin Mary have in common?"