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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my whiskey. Six years old."
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"What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods."
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"Turns out when you're a grown up, you CAN do anything you want, you just have to deal with the fallout... *pizza dough plops on head*"
"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."
"How do Russians put windows in? Putin Windows duh."
"What do you call the mineral found in teeth and tooth enamel? Apatite."
"You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street I asked you what you were doing you said moving."
"I asked my mom if I was pretty or ugly She said both, Im pretty ugly."
"Today is National Pasta Day I have a friend that would have loved today, but sadly she's pastaway"