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Joke of the Day

"I told an overweight joke the other day A woman came up to me afterwards and said ""You're fattist"" I looked her and said ""actually...."

"Apparently Michael Jackson was also a gifted baseball player. He was big in the minors."

"If the opposite of pro is con.. What's the opposite of progress?"

"Did you hear about the man who got AIDS? He was fucked."

"What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool? Cinco."

"I always have a suicide note in my shower so that i wont look stupid if i ever slip and crack my head"

"I wondered what my parents did to kill boredom before the internet. I mean, I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and none of them had a clue."

"Did you hear about the gay (native American) indian? He was a brave fucker."

"Q: Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl? A: There was a restraining order."

"I am the Cuba Gooding Jr. of succeeding at something every 8-10 years or so..."