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Joke of the Day
"If you get in the mood to do some work, someone will always wake you up."
Next Joke
"Was tempted to commit suicide last night... So I bought a semi-automatic rifle and shot up a school. (p.s. for those asking, I did in fact drink their blood)"
"It turns out the only way to get my kids to flush the toilet is for me to be showering when they use it."
"With great power comes huge electricity bill"
"I got a $100 bill tattooed on my penis.... My girlfriend asked why I did it, and I told her 'well you're always asking for money to blow...'"
"How are women and tornadoes alike? They are both loud as fuck when they come, they take the house when they leave."
"What is Batman's least favorite TV channel? The Family Channel."
"Jewish having a hard time concentrating Go join a concentration camp"
"Women are like condoms... They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."
"I've been getting bullied... and I've been thinking about suicide. I would simply just drink BULLEACH."