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Joke of the Day
"You know where the most original posts on reddit are? /r/Jokes"
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"Hey chicks that only post inspirational shit: we know you're nuts."
"What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits."
"How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name address and blood group."
"1st man: ""My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!"" 2nd man: ""Did they wake you?"" 1st man: ""Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."""
"What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !"
"I went to a seafood disco last night Pulled a mussel"
"What's the difference between a computer and a woman? A computer only has to have information punched into it once."
"Dear GPS, Please add an, ""avoid ghetto"" option. Sincerely, Scared"
"What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal? GoldiLochtes"