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Joke of the Day

"Wife lets me be on top..... Last night My wife let me be on top. I fucking love bunk beds."

"If you want to set up a company and run it then that's your business."

"When fighting clowns, never hesitate. Go straight for the juggler."

"I could make way more Ayn Rand jokes here, but most of you would be too weak and altruistic to understand them. Let alone profit from them."

"We need more women in science! said the feminist gender studies student..."

"What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday? My bike :("

"Fun thing to do: Before leaving someone's house, ask them if you can take a roll of toilet paper ""to go"""

"I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos. I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos."

"Why do indigenous people hate snow? It's white and on their land."

"In hell all the ball pits are filled with legos."