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Joke of the Day

"""Why?"" - Socrates and four year-olds"

"Hey baby are you a basic bitch? Cause you're alkafine!"

"Why are French snails faster than American snails? L'ess cargo"

"Three men walk into a bar... One ducks."

"The Dominos ""tracker"" says Ashley just left with my pizza so I only have a few minutes to get naked. Just glad it's not Brad... ...again."

"Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his nephew in the jungle? ..."

"Why can't you play UNO with Mexicans? They'll steal all of the green cards."

"I asked my friend from North Korea how it was to live there. He said he couldn't complain."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber."

"why are black people so good at basketball because they can shoot steal and run!"