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Joke of the Day
"""Why?"" - Socrates and four year-olds"
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"Why was I sentenced to 1 year in prison with 6 months probation after killing a nigger? On charges of impersonating a police officer."
"STILL PRINTING Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."
"What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair? Artificial intelligence."
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Black, ground up and in the freezer."
"I just went to jail for my wife's crime. She's Chinese, which I guess makes me guilty by associasian."
"Looking for someone willing to kill a man who has wronged me. Unfortunately I can't pay but would be good exposure for an emerging murderer"
"What does Light Yagami drink at the bar? Tekira!"
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
"ceimr thats ""crime"" but in alphabetical order organized crime"