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Joke of the Day

"Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies"

"Lame! I was tricked into watching PS, I Love You! It's definitely NOT about a guy that marries his PlayStation."

"I fostered a kid last night Not bad a can right in the back of the head form 20 yards"

"Why was the Adobe Acrobat document arrested? It was a PDF file."

"When I was younger, I always felt like I was a man trapped in a woman's body. Then I was born."

"I don't know why I still tell ""just the tip"" jokes. I'm not even that into them."

"The only difference between politics and religion is whether the hope is for this life, or the next."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? You give him aids"

"I love how racism works they blame black guys for stealing because they can't see anything in the dark"

"all I wanna do is [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] move to a safer neighborhood"