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Joke of the Day

"Sorry, but the greatest thing since sliced bread is sandwiches. Period."

"As a 37 year old man, I feel like I should know how to spell Febuary."

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year."

"why did the scarecrow get a promotion? he was out-standing in his field."

"I was just making a sandwich when I thought to myself, So, there is a downside to divorce'."

"Confucius say Man high on sex use cherry picker"

"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard."

"Ted said to his friend 'can you lend me $10?' 'But I only have $8' his friend replied. That's OK you can always owe me the other $2!"

"In calculus class we just finished revolutions of solids It made my head spin."

"Why did the moron throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Richard Clock, the man accused of viciously knife-raping his wife."