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Joke of the Day
"Sorry, but the greatest thing since sliced bread is sandwiches. Period."
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"To the person who created the first ""Knock, Knock"" joke.... That person should totally have won the No Bell prize."
"Remove dead skin by hurling yourself into an active volcano."
"What was early man's best friend? Primates"
"I just swallowed my record player's needle and nothing's happened to me, nothing's happened to me, nothing's happened to me, nothing's happe"
"Any recommendations for a new chiropractor? Dr. Reece Etmabak."
"I'm gonna pretend my dad didn't abandon me but is actually on the missing Malaysia air flight and he'll be back"
"What is a red haired persons favorite alcohol? Ginger Ale"
"Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth."
"Better Luck Next Year Kiddo! I'm going to give my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying ""Toys not included."""