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Joke of the Day

"The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"I like to make up little activities to keep the kids busy, such as ""Go out and find $1000 by midnight or we're gonna lose the house!"""

"trying to be funny is hard I wake up in the morning with a good one and no one is around to hear it."

"How many pushups can Ryan Gosling do? All of them."

"Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in."

"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up your family tree. A gynecologist looks up your family bush."

"I love it when the playoff picture begins to develop in baseball. That means football is beginning."

"What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people"

"CASHIER: One ultrathin lubricated condom. That'll be $3.25 DUCK: Can you put it on my bill? CASHIER: That's not where it goes, silly"

"Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate? Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)"