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Joke of the Day
"you don't need to thank everyone on facebook for your birthday messages, they were not sincere."
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"Helen Keller wouldnt know what a dick was if it hit her in the face."
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"My favourite kind of pain; is in my stomach when people make me laugh too hard."
"Jokes are like packages. While the content is important you mustn't forget about the delivery."
"You can't spell success without succ... But you'd probably get neither to be honest"
"I may not be the richest guy...or the smartest guy...or the funniest guy...or the best-looking guy...or the .....:( Forget it, now I'm depressed."
"Why do scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water? Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat"
"I'm American and I'm sick of people saying America is the stupidest country in the world... Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."