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Joke of the Day

"Why do Mexicans walk around school like they own the place? Their Father built the place and their Mother cleans it."

"I Always Give 100% [FIXED] 20% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday, 20% on Wednesday..."

"What did the chicken say to the farmer Nothing, chickens don't speak English."

"Knock-knock. Who's there? No, he's on first."

"A small boy swallowed some coins... A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his mother asked how he was doing, the doctor said, ""No change yet."""

"Every time I open my mouth, some idiot starts talking."

"""Ok, I know this is creepy af but check this out.."" -first taxidermist"

"If my wife googles images of breastfeeding its perfectly okay. But when I do it, and substitute 'big and wet' for 'feeding', she gets angry."

"My boss told me to have a good day so I went home."

"I just kicked a can in my driveway and somehow ended up with a goal against Brazil."