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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the shortsighted circumciser? He got the sack."
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"What rock group has four men that don't sing? mount rushmore"
"[time travels to 1941 Berlin to kill Hitler] Damn I should've learned German [looks down at American flag bodysuit] This was also a bad idea"
"""A child's observation"" A child's observation: If a mother laughs at dad's jokes, we have guests."
"A pedophile chicken has sex with an egg... Obviously the chicken came first."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny!"
"There are 3 reasons for ""Liking"" someone's Facebook status: 1. I agree. 2. I realise this is about me, so I'm liking it to rub it in your face. 3. I want to bang you."
"What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember? ""Affogato"""
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob."
"Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and wonder, ""Do my children just spit directly at their face when brushing their teeth?"""