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Joke of the Day

"Hi, my name's Ray. I'll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun. *misses hole 4 times then punches straw through bag*"

"What do you call Trump's barber? Orange peeler"

"Who decided ""have a happy period"" was an okay thing to put on a tampon box? ""Manslaughter is illegal"" would've been more relevant."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You thought it would be 'R' but all pirates love the 'C'."

"There are two pedophiles on a beach... one says to the other ""get out of my son"""

"New Zealand cricket"

"When I die I want my remains poured out of an airplane over the Grand Canyon. But don't cremate me. Just dump my body on some tourists."

"Excited about my bike, I decided to start a cycling club. It's been weeks and no one has joined Maybe The Pedalphiles wasn't the best name :-/"

"What did the Iraqi boy say to his father when he got home from school? I forgot my Bagdad."

"What does a pussy have in common with the mafia? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."