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Joke of the Day

"All of my friends are jealous when they find out I hooked up with my math teacher in high school But honestly, being homeschooled sucked."

"""I was born in California............ ""I was born in California."" ""Which part?"" ""All of me."""

"What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich? An ambulance."

"I used to know a real good joke about the Jonestown Massacre... Man, it was a good one too. The punchline was killer."

"UPCOMING JESUS APPERANCES 8/3 Pancake, Norfolk, VA 8/10 Cheeto, Salem, OR 8/19 Window stain, Orem, UT 8/23 Vegemite Jar, Perth, AU"

"Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again..."

"If I was a video game character, the 'B' button would activate my special move: Avoiding conversations."

"I was driving this morning when I saw an AA van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself that guy's heading for a breakdown."

"Sexism wouldn't exist if it weren't for your women's opinions."

"It's orange, it says it's an orange, but it's not an orange. What is it? A tangerine with a big mouth."