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Joke of the Day

"We can teach kids there's no ""i"" in team but it's way more important to teach them that there's no ""a"" in definitely."

"Nothing more awkward than singing happy birthday to a person whose name you don't know."

"What do you call a trombone player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless."

"What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer? Rib it."

"I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox."

"What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !"

"Why did the socialist drop out of high school math? Because there were too many damn inequalities."

"What I was supposed to teach my kid before kindergarten: 1) phonics 2) writing 3) math What I actually taught her: 1) the dance to Thriller"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Tryke."

"Why do fat chicks give the best head? Because they have to."