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Joke of the Day

"We can teach kids there's no ""i"" in team but it's way more important to teach them that there's no ""a"" in definitely."

"Holy crap what a wank... I really took a beating back there."

"Life's a jungle let's go to your place and fuck like animals!"

"A man walks into a pizza parlor owned my a couple of monks He walks up to the cashier and says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i closer together... Because *you* are an *idiot*."

"What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song? Thoreau some mo'"

"I live in fear of my kids going outside when it's raining, because they could get wet and multiply."

"A hammer and a Nail cost $1.10 The hammer is a dollar more than the nail, how much is does the nail cost?"

"Q: Why don't elephants go skinny dipping? A: They can't get their trunks off."

"Men mostly hate two words: 'not' and 'enough'... unless you say them together."