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Joke of the Day
"What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ? They are Clausaphobic"
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"What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut? Coconuts have hair"
"Where do cannibals get their vegetables from? the coma ward."
"If a camera adds 10 pounds... Do African children even exist?"
"What do black people get after death? Nigger mortis"
"That moment you are trying to figure out if you are Joey, Ross, or Chandler and you realize you're Gunther."
"[overhears girl at work crying because her grandad & her dad died this month] Me: not all men are like that"
"The coolest thing about being a dog must be the ability to use your own ass for a pillow."
"I lost my party bot 2000 I'm sure it'll turn up though"
"When the food packaging says ""serves 3 - 4 people The fat controller laughed ""you are wrong"""