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Joke of the Day

"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment... When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute."

"More like ""Arsey Cola"""

"Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff? She was wearing mittens"

"Some songs contain sirens which alert you to the fact that you have shitty taste in music."

"If you love a balloon, set it free. If it comes back to you, it probably wasn't a balloon."

"Why don't suicide bombers bathe? Because they are preparing a stink bomb"

"What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich? You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich."

"I love how Xanax spelled backwards is retard"

"After working retail I've discovered that there are two types of people in the world Those who can read signs, and customers."

"As a child I was always taught there is a brain in my skull. Now I can't get it out of my head."