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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Eskimo peeping Tom? Tom tookalook! Went to see my grandma. Dying of cancer but still got a sense of humour!"

"Me: I wouldn't miss it for the world. Friend: It was yesterday."

"A small box of strawberries If there was some play on words that could turn a small box of strawberries into a punnet would be quite funny"

"Time is not wasted, when your wasted all the time"" ~Benjamin Franklin (I think.)"

"How to explain non-alcoholic beer? It's like eating your sisters pussy, the taste is the same but you know something is not right."

"I am always excited during your birthdays because... You're one year closer to being dead."

"What was Forrest Gump's email password? ""1forrest1"""

"What do you say to a grammar nazi who just got their left side cut off? Their, they're, there. You'll be all right."

"Just accidentally deleted all my contacts. Best day ever."

"My brother is deaf and watches porn I turned the volume to max in his pc"