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Joke of the Day

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning."

"How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii? Aloha Akbar."

"Chickens making knock knock jokes. -Why did the chicken cross the road? -Are you kidding me? -To get to the ugly witches house. Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The chicken."

"Whenever I'm depressed, I go to the roof at night, watch the view, reminisce, look at the stars and be touched by the lord.... ..the land lord.."

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman? Snowballs."

"My dog got hit by a train today & we found out my brother didn't make parole. Talk about a case of the Mondays!!"

"Mayweather decides to teach his son how to hit on girls. With fists"

"Life is short. Beat it up and steal its lunch money."

"The only thing I hate more than taxi drivers who talk on their phone the whole time are the ones who say even a single word to me."

"Gardeners Interesting fact: Gardeners get to stay in their beds all day."