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Joke of the Day

"Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids... I won!! No one's a match for me and my kettle."

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"My dog is either dreaming or can't quite figure out how to shape shift."
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"What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? Bingo!"
"Why did the dick go to 7-11? To get a Slurpee."
"What did the lower case ""o"" say to the capital ""O""? You whore."
"So an iPhone 7 gets arrested... He puts on his earpods and smugly declares ""sorry, you can't charge me while I'm using my headphones""."
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"I've been interested in this deaf girl lately, but I'm nervous. Someone told me she has aids."