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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."

"Welcome to Psychic Abilities 101. Today's class was just rescheduled for tomorrow. If you're here now, you failed."

"Man: Your place or mine? Women: Both, you go to yours and I'll go to mine."

"Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines? The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way."

"what do you call a jamaican proctologist? POKE-MON!"

"If you can't say something nice, say it to your husband... he's not listening anyway."

"What do you call a German jerk? Deutschebag"

"[NSFW] Ok, /r/jokes, this has gone too far. Please, no more vagina jokes. Period!"

"Do you know the Pistorious drinking game? Every time your girlfriend comes into the room you take four shots."

"Whoever said ""Just showing up is half the battle"" (a) didn't understand battles and (b) probably died quickly after showing up."