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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, are you made of lead? Because you have a plumbum."
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"Life is what happens when you're busy choosing a filter for what already happened in life."
"What's the difference between Myspace and My space? One Space."
"Why did Gateway computers go out of business? Because they led to stronger and addictive computers."
"A ladies magazine told me to compliment my wifes booty. So I told her I was glad it wasn't hairy. I need a place to stay"
"What do you call a woman that has a penis. Pregnant. With a boy. (Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwuaahh)"
"Another World's Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious."
"What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common? Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel."
"ME: I wasn't invited to the party FRIEND: Yeah, people think you're melodramatic ME: [slaps friend with silk glove] Then I shall die alone"
"A joke about the mods [removed]"