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Joke of the Day
"If ""bae"" means bacon and eggs then yes, I'm chilling with my bae"
Next Joke
"Me: Would you consider going out with a guy a little older than yourself? Her: Well of course I would. Why, do you have a son?"
"Where do seagulls live? Shit, wrong subreddit."
"my girfriend ask me ,""what about date"" i say ""the rate of dates are so high in the market"". sorry...."
"If video games taught me anything it's that you don't need to work because there's precious gems just laying around everywhere."
"How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader..? Tell him that Asylum Seekers are the natural predators of Paedophiles."
"Those 'escape the room' adventures are so hot right now I'm going to start my own. Puzzles? Clues? Who said anything about those?"
"*baby takes first step* wow took you long enough"
"What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ? Super Man wears his underwear over his pants.."
"My kid wants pizza without the crust AND a side of breadsticks. It appears I've given birth to everything that's wrong with America."