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Joke of the Day

"An infinite number of redditors walk into r/Jokes But they can't get past the infinite mathematicians and cows"

"OH MY GOD THE INSPIRATIONAL TWEETS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE"

"How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb? One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!"

"I've messed up, I'm gonna be arrested for crimes against light... I'm gonna be sent to the state prism!"

"I asked the local prostitute if she could do something kinky so she put a set of jumper cables up my ass... Don't get me wrong, I liked it, but I couldn't believe how much she charged me!"

"What do you call it, when you stick a bunch of noodles up your bum Pennetration"

"What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel Sprouts"

"1. You're confined to a hospital bed. 2. You're 11. 3. You sustained brain damage in a car accident. - Reasons to watch shows on ""The CW"""

"I am going to tell my friends... That I will show up to their holloween party as Amelia Earhart...then not show up."

"When doesn't a telephone work underwater? When it's wringing wet!"